What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

How do Flat Earthers explain time zones?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Why do so many men on the internet try to compete with women, or try to "humble" and bash them? There's so many videos across my tiktok and YouTube of men claiming how they're wanting to get back at women and put them in thier place.

Me : Because it's month of August.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

He : Tea ?

Why do you have to be 18+ to go live on TikTok?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

Did you swallow cum the first time you sucked a penis?

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

Is it better for 2nd generation Western Muslims to marry someone from their parents' country or a western Muslim who was born and raised in the West?

He : Then let's have some coffee

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Me : Thank you.

I’m 26 years old and a married woman. My husband hates my flat chest. What is the permanent solution?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

How do military families balance personal political views with respect for civilian leadership?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Me : I don't drink coffee also

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

What does success really mean to you? Is it about happiness, money, or something else?

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

Is there anything you did that you regret? If so, what is it, and why?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

He : I'm 24.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

Why did the American's mulberry harbor not hold up after D-Day?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Me : I don't drink

What is the most memorable thing that happened in your college days?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Which one is better to guys, boobs or butt?

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Me : No

Me : Sure.

I vibrated my dogs shock collar while it was eating my other dog’s food and now it won’t eat. How do I fix this problem?

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

Why do I feel sleepy after massage?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

He : So, are you seeing someone?